1. Calling in sick when it's raining so I can be a cliché with my books
  2. Going to the beginning of someone's Instagram postings when I've newly followed them and looking through them all
  3. Alphabetically listing things I find more interesting when the person I am talking to is boring me
    Especially if I shouldn't be bored but am
  4. Learning all the words to old songs just in case it comes up
    🎶I've been to Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota...🎶
  5. Using emojis with someone who hates them and pretending I forgot
  6. Throwing my clothes on the floor no matter what room I'm in
    I know I have to pick them up later but it feels so indulgent