Ppl of Spac
all following are absolutely true because i lift weights a lot and often.
- •toe shoesyouve probably bought items from skymall on multiple occasions.
- •ugly knit bill cosby sweateryoure probably in a frat and you think this sweater is unique and #thrifty but really your dad bod got a little too dad bod over the past few weekends.
- •(protein shake gulp)
- •headphones, full cans - usually beatstotal around-the-ear design helps amplify existing echo chamber present in your head.
- •flip flopsyou probably have never been to a gym and thought you should make the most of your Northwestern experience before you graduated.
- •spandex but not a lot of itwe get it, youre hot. but if youre doing a lot of crossfitty sorta stuff youre also the scariest person currently in the gym.
- •(another gulp, holy shit i drink so much protein because i just lifted so many weights)
- •jeansinternational student
- •workout glovesyoure either a masseuse or a pussy, but probably a pussy.
- •tube socks, coworking event tshirt, old white guy#re2pekt