WHAT MY MUM HAS SAID TO ME TODAY
When will she stop? My response usually looks like this 😑
- •The shower is running 'Ellis are you having a shower' 'yes' 'ok well hurry up I need a shower.'
- •Upon emerging from her shower 'Ellis, what's all these bottles in the shower, are they empty are you finished with them' 'I don't know you are in the shower.'
- •'Ellis see this toilet lid, it closes if you shut it!'
- •From in her bedroom I hear her shrill 'ELLIS!!?' I'm thinking oh god what now, she has only just told me about the toilet seat. 'Can you see what this is on my head?' .....😑
- •After seeing a mole on her head and applying some tea tree oil to it 'You have to do this everyday now.'