WHAT MY MUM HAS SAID TO ME TODAY

When will she stop? My response usually looks like this 😑
  1. The shower is running 'Ellis are you having a shower' 'yes' 'ok well hurry up I need a shower.'
  2. Upon emerging from her shower 'Ellis, what's all these bottles in the shower, are they empty are you finished with them' 'I don't know you are in the shower.'
  3. 'Ellis see this toilet lid, it closes if you shut it!'
  4. From in her bedroom I hear her shrill 'ELLIS!!?' I'm thinking oh god what now, she has only just told me about the toilet seat. 'Can you see what this is on my head?' .....😑
  5. After seeing a mole on her head and applying some tea tree oil to it 'You have to do this everyday now.'