inspired by @brookbabbles
  1. Sugar glider- Marley
    He likes to pick at his cage bars so they rattle, its not cute at 3am buddy.
  2. Dog- Abby
    She steals my spot every time I get up, and when I'm sick practically crawls into my asshole to be super close to me.
  3. Debi
    She smokes cigarettes, and Vapes. Who does that?! And she drinks from the time she comes home to bedtime. I usually just walk away.