Inspired by @hillary79 and others.
  1. I look right at you when you speak, then go about doing what I was doing.
    Possible one word answer but only if it's necessary information.
  2. I yell at you to stop feeding my dog treats.
    She's diabetic dick, are you trying to kill her?
  3. My eyes turn dark blue / black from their normal light blue.
    My mood changes​ the color.
  4. I turn red, and start to giggle.
    Defence mechanism because i can't believe someone that stupid it's got to be sarcasm.
  5. I walk away.
    Usually when you walk up, or Insist on being fake like we're best friends. No, just no.