If my life was a Hallmark movie...

  1. I would switch lives with somebody only to find out the grass is not greener.
  2. I would fall in love with the hired help, and we wouldn't kiss until the last possible second.
  3. I would just be starting out in my dream job only to find out it's not my dream but my parents.
  4. I would be completely consumed with work not looking for mr. right until he falls into my lap.
  5. I would always be looking for home until I get stuck someplace and find it.