If your ex had a super power.
- •My 1st boyfriend exShyness- The ability to simultaneously be the shyest person in the room and make it contagious to everyone he came in contact with.
- •My highschool sweetheart exAbandonment- The ability to never be there when you needed him, and never be counted on.
- •My let's play house exLost boy syndrome- The ability to pretend to create a whole new life without ever fixing the shit holding him back in the first place getting him to wear he wants to be.
- •My rebellious phase exCollector- The ability to collect people, hobbies, jobs only to dump them months later because of a slight on there part.
- •My rough around the edges exUser- The ability to use all resources up until they were dry and not have a lick of appreciation for it.