#kidproblems

  1. When you don't have 5 seconds to yourself to go to the bathroom with the door shut.
  2. When you make yourself a piece of garlic toast and the kid Jack's the middle out, because that's the "best part".
  3. When you don't remember what it was like to have a couch that didn't come with complimentary crumbs.
  4. When they will only eat one thing day and night for days.
  5. When everything has to be one color.