Love/Hate

My body
  1. Love my curves.
    I'm happy I have lovely lady lumps.
  2. Hate my curves.
    Too hard to buy pants that fit well.
  3. Love my boobs.
    They get me free drinks at the bar.
  4. Hate my boobs.
    To big, I can't fit under my bed to grab anything.
  5. Love my hands.
    They allow me to craft and click the shutter button on my Canon.
  6. Hate my hands.
    Short and stubby.
  7. Love my ears.
    They allow me to listen to my music.
  8. Hate my ears.
    I've grown into them, but I looked like a car with the doors open for the longest time.