1. I always get super glue on my fingers.
  2. However today I managed to buy the runniest super glue ever.
  3. I should of paid more than $1 I guess.
  4. Because it ran down my hand, onto my leg, down to the chair I was sitting on.
  5. Yes, I super glued myself to my chair...
  6. It took me two hrs to get off.
  7. I think I've lost 4 layers of skin.