1. You only kinda follow food recipes.
    Switch out ingredients, steal ideas from the picture, make it up as you go along.
  2. When your driving your normal route home, you zone out.
    You make it home safe and sound, but don't remember half the drive.
  3. You love your animals like their actual children.
    Because they are, duh!
  4. You have ever ask yourself is this poop or chocolate?
    If kids are around, it's happened.
  5. You believe if your not 10 mins early your late.
    If you are late you feel like a horrible person.