Reason I would like to kidnap my bffs child.
- •To take her to the dentistShe's 3 her front tooth is chipped and she's never had a cleaning...
- •Take her to the eye Dr.She's 3 and has depth perception problems!
- •Finish potty training herShe will only poop in a diaper.
- •Get her on a regular schedule.You need to go to bed before midnight your 3 not 30!
- •Field trips out of the house.The bank, gas station, abd grocery store doesn't count.