Reason I would like to kidnap my bffs child.

  1. To take her to the dentist
    She's 3 her front tooth is chipped and she's never had a cleaning...
  2. Take her to the eye Dr.
    She's 3 and has depth perception problems!
  3. Finish potty training her
    She will only poop in a diaper.
  4. Get her on a regular schedule.
    You need to go to bed before midnight your 3 not 30!
  5. Field trips out of the house.
    The bank, gas station, abd grocery store doesn't count.