Reasons why my dog gives 0 fucks.

  1. She's 13 and has earned that right.
  2. She stairs at the door so I will open it, and when I do she lays down in-between the door jamb.
  3. She isn't beyond dancing, whining, and scratching for more food.
  4. She wants what she wants when she wants it. BC she's a OG like that.
  5. She barks after the "intruder" is in the house for 5mins.