1. My socks , and undergarments will never match.
    On the off chance they do, I feel really together that day. Ha
  2. I'll never be a size 4 .
    Cursed with curves is my brand, I own it.
  3. I use humor as a coping mechanism.
    It's uncomfortable for others, but I figure any time you use humor in a difficult situation, you win.
  4. I give too much of myself to other people, to the point of exhaustion.
    I need to learn to say no, and take me time.
  5. I don't wait until the last second for anything.
    Im a get shit done kind of person, at the expense of everything else.