Things I wonder...

  1. If Tom from Myspace secretly hates Mark Zuckerberg?
    I mean, how could he not?
  2. Why establishments that are open 24/7 have locks on the doors?
  3. If at any point beauty pageant mothers look at their toddlers with their makeup on and think to themselves, she looks like a prostitot?
  4. Who the first brave soul to look at a lobster and think to themselves "I'm going to eat that gnarly looking critter"?
  5. If unicorns really did get the time wrong or if Noah was just being a douche?
  6. Why do they call it a nuclear stress test?