Things I wonder...
- •If Tom from Myspace secretly hates Mark Zuckerberg?I mean, how could he not?
- •Why establishments that are open 24/7 have locks on the doors?
- •If at any point beauty pageant mothers look at their toddlers with their makeup on and think to themselves, she looks like a prostitot?
- •Who the first brave soul to look at a lobster and think to themselves "I'm going to eat that gnarly looking critter"?
- •If unicorns really did get the time wrong or if Noah was just being a douche?
- •Why do they call it a nuclear stress test?