inspired by @tweedledee
  1. The ability to glisten not sweat.
    Humidity doesn't get us down.
  2. We know how to hold a grudge.
    Bless your heart.
  3. Family
    Always too close for comfort and in all of your business, but you wouldn't have it any other way.
  4. Manners
    Yes ma'am, no sir.
  5. Fried foods
    Chicken, steak, and any vegetable possible.
  6. Sayings
    "bless your heart", " Swami", "snake in the grass" and "till the cows come home"
  7. Pickling
    Carrots, cucumbers, beets, okra, cabbage, mushrooms, peppers, eggs, and pigs feet.
  8. Sports
    If you can play it, we watch it and will fight to the death if your against our "team".