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Don't take me wrong. I'm a huge fan of the new taco and burrito. But how are these not included? Feel free to add more...
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    A 'fingers crossed' emoji
    Like seriously. You have 10 emojis for planes but no international sign of hope?
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    Wait!
    This hand gesture has so many different meanings in different cultures. Surely it's more useful then a blowfish 🐑
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    Friendly Pee
    I mean... We have friendly poo πŸ’©. It seems really discriminatory to me. What if friendly poo is lonely? Who are we to deprive friendly poo of a friendly bodily fluid companion?
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I was a strange child
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    Frida Kahlo
    Mono brow and fake monkey included. Age 11
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    A smoking present
    Wore a cardboard box around me that was gift wrapped + fake cigarette. Age 7
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    The red carpet
    My mom sewed a weird double sided red carpet with holes for my arms through them. There was a sign on it that said "Celebrities only". Age 10
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    God's Publicist
    Wore an angel costume with a basket full of invitations inviting people to God's fake 'launch party'. Handed them out to people throughout the day. Age 9
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    The Office
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    Suits
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    Gilmore Girls
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Here are the various ways I procrastinate without feeling guilty because I deceive myself into thinking it's productive.
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    Spend 2 hours making a "study plan"
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    Spend an additional hour decorating said study plan.
    Because color coding will help me focus obviously
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    Take a snack break
    Brain food, duh.
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