COSTUMES I HAVE WORN

I was a strange child
  1. Frida Kahlo
    Mono brow and fake monkey included. Age 11
  2. A smoking present
    Wore a cardboard box around me that was gift wrapped + fake cigarette. Age 7
  3. The red carpet
    My mom sewed a weird double sided red carpet with holes for my arms through them. There was a sign on it that said "Celebrities only". Age 10
  4. God's Publicist
    Wore an angel costume with a basket full of invitations inviting people to God's fake 'launch party'. Handed them out to people throughout the day. Age 9