1. The List App beta user.
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  2. @dad murdered @Mom. He fake-framed himself to appear innocent.
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  3. B.J. Novak is Jeremy Pivot. Think about it.
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  4. Please make sure @sloan gets the andirons in the shed.
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  5. Darth Vader is not actually Luke's Father.
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  6. Don't forget to stream the Dead & Company show this Saturday featuring John Mayer.
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  7. My password to everything is P@55w0rD
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  8. Please see my list of approved epitaphs.
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