APPROVED EPITAPHS IF I DIE TOMORROW
- •The List App beta user.
- •B.J. Novak is Jeremy Pivot. Think about it.
- •Please make sure @sloan gets the andirons in the shed.
- •Darth Vader is not actually Luke's Father.
- •Don't forget to stream the Dead & Company show this Saturday featuring John Mayer.
- •My password to everything is P@55w0rD
- •Please see my list of approved epitaphs.