APPROVED EPITAPHS IF I DIE TOMORROW
- 1.The List App beta user.
- 3.B.J. Novak is Jeremy Pivot. Think about it.
- 4.Please make sure @sloan gets the andirons in the shed.
- 5.Darth Vader is not actually Luke's Father.
- 6.Don't forget to stream the Dead & Company show this Saturday featuring John Mayer.
- 7.My password to everything is P@55w0rD
- 8.Please see my list of approved epitaphs.