BALLADS I'M WRITING 📂
This would not have seen the light of day if not for #draftweek
- •Car MaBoy steals his mom's car and goes galavanting around town with his drug addled buddies. They get in a horrific collision, and they all die, from laughter, because they accidentally murdered an escaped serial killer in clown garb.
- •The Cross CodesAn old blues guitarist barters his dirty black Cadillac to the devil. In return, he is gifted the lauch codes to a nuclear warhead, which he uses to double cross the devil by blowing up hell.
- •Yankee TreeAn amish teen grafts a tree that grows hundred dollar bills. He has a hella awesome Rumspringa, and during a particularly intoxicating evening he buys the Yankees who are in the midst of a dismal season. So he returns to his family, fells the tree, and hand-planes it into extraordinary baseball bats. They go on to win the pennant.