HAPPENED ON MY BIKE COMMUTE

  1. I am approaching a woman standing at the curb and pointing at a pair of gloves and hat in the street.
  2. I veer over to assist. She says "they need to be tested, they need to be tested". I say "tested?". She says, "for HIV and AIDS".
  3. I carry on, and then later my handlebar snapped off. I think I might be having a bad year.