HOW I KNOW MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS A PUPPY

  1. She tells me every day
  2. She's halfway through this puppy book
  3. Her dreams...
    Last night she dreamt we were at someone's house who had a poodle for sale. This particular poodle could morph into the shape of a human male, but still looked like a poodle. So she asked the dog man how often he plans to stay in human form. The dog man replied that he prefers it most of the time. She looked to me for guidance, but I only gave a look that said I trust her to make the decision. As we pulled away, the poodle man was standing at the window with a deep sadness only dogs can express.
  4. Check out how dreamy puppy owners are, according to the puppy book.
    Suggested by   @karen