HOW TO AWAKEN THE FORCE 🌑

  1. 1.
    Get a droid or two or three
  2. 2.
    Watch some exciting trailers
  3. 3.
    Twirl your broom around like a double light sabre.
  4. 4.
    Say to your uber driver
    "This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past that blockade." In your best Leia voice.
  5. 5.
    Tell everyone you are their father
    Example: "@murray I AM YOUR FATHER". (Not really, I'll explain later)
  6. 6.
    Befriend a sasquatch
    And study their vocal techniques.
  7. 7.
    Tape cardboard X-Wings on your Taurus
    Wear a flight suit.
  8. 8.
    Get Tatooine tattooed on your tush
  9. 9.
    Blast the star wars theme on your stereo so the entire neighborhood can hear it.
    Trust me on this one.
  10. 10.
    Gently massage it's shoulder and say "wake up little forcie, it's time to get dressed, lots of people want to use you".