HOW TO DISASSEMBLE A BEARD THE SIZE OF A MISSION-STYLE BURRITO

  1. Step 1: Peel back the steamed toweltilla
  2. Step 2: Carefully sort away the sidebeans
  3. Step 3: Scrape out the jawcamole
  4. Step 4: Pluck out the chickchin
  5. Step 5: Skim off the lowercream
  6. Step 6: Clean up the Spaneck rice
  7. Step 7: Brush away any ciliptro
  8. Step 8: Question how the montegrey jack got in under the chickchin since you didn't order any...
  9. Step 9: Compare the before and after