HOW TO STUFF YOUR DUVET WHILE FOLDING A FITTED SHEET IN THE FIFTH DIMENSION

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    Flap your pillow arms together like a bird until you are birdman.
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    Now dive into a warm pool of liquid wool, and roll into a mission style burrito.
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    When you finish eating your bad decisions, find Clarity in the closet realm.
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    She will evolve your toes into minions, and cast away every last thread of the real world.
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    Now you are ready to focus on the task at hand. Exclaim, "MINIONS, STUFF THE FOLDS!".
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    Everything is floating now. Swirling. Don't unswirl. Float. There are no right angles. There is no elastic. There are no empty spaces. Nothing is clumped. Trust the swirling. Trust your minions.
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    Now do a big stretch.
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    You're done!