LEAST FAVORITE CHILDHOOD CREATURES (NSFW)

This brought back a lot of bad memories.
  1. Wood ticks
    I'd find them the size of gum balls on our Irish Setter, and in one of the worst moments of my childhood, I found one on my scrotum.
  2. Muskrats
    Giant beaverish rats. Ugly as sin. Will eat your crappies right off the stringer. Shoo!
  3. Mosquitoes
    They ruin everything. F.U. MOSQUITO!
  4. Horse-flies
    More stressful than mosquitoes. They have a louder and more threatening buzz and when they bite it hurts. Owie. Owie. Owie.
  5. Leeches
    Another blood sucker. I thought the world was so evil after emerging from a lake with twenty of these aliens sucking my flesh.