1. I'm totally ready for doo wop to make a comeback.
  2. Fifty-nine degrees is my spirit temperature.
  3. I can't believe mini carrots are still a thing.
  4. How is it that grass can grow through asphalt?
  5. Reminder to self: don't be hatin'
  6. I wonder what the hot hipster animal of 2015 will be.
  7. Please no more passwords.