VARIOUS TOPICS THAT OUR TEENAGE SONS LIKE TO TALK ABOUT

The first four are daily if not hourly topics.
  1. Does the internet seem slow to you?
  2. I think the internet might be down.
  3. Is the internet working for you?
  4. Should I reboot the internet?
  5. Did we sign up for google fiber yet?
  6. Is it alright if I drill a hole through the floor to hardwire my PS4?
  7. Can I hotspot your iphone to stream How I Met Your Mother for this 20 minute car ride?
  8. What is the reasoning behind our wifi password "magicair"? I need to know in case my friends ask.
  9. Do you want me to stop downloading this 1TB video game add-on? (after we complained that we couldn't stream the new Drunk History)
  10. Why don't we play more board games?