WHERE DID THE WEEKEND GO?

  1. To get a pack of cigarettes and never came back.
  2. Is still lost wandering the aisles of Home Depot.
  3. Over the hills and through the woods to grandmother's never ending stories.
  4. Had too many afternoon martini's and fell asleep on the couch.
  5. Three of it's mid-30 year old friends threw birthday parties for themselves.
  6. Bought a couch from someone on craigslist and now they are eloping.
  7. Got invited to The List App beta.