1. I'd rather drink coffee than alcohol
  2. I'd rather stay home with the dogs than go out and interact with people
  3. I think people that sleep all day are bums
    I used to be one of these bums💤
  4. I can no longer go into a store and wander aimlessly
    I need a list🗒
  5. I take whatever is handed to me with minimal complaint
    But then I complain about the people that are complaining