I honestly don't understand why my boyf is with me. Also #draftmas
  1. I told him I'd say yes if he proposed to me while wearing a lobster costume
  2. I made him watch infomercials with me
  3. I try to convince him I'm an alien
  4. I talk like a robot
  5. I pick at his dandruff and dead skin
  6. I make hand fart sounds in the shower
  7. I say unsettling things during romantic moments