THINGS THAT, IF I THINK REALLY HARD ABOUT, ARE REALLY WEIRD

As my mind wonders, my nose scrunches because some things are so damn weird to think about.
  1. Accidental eye contact through the bathroom stalls in the women's restroom
  2. Intentional eye contact through the bathroom stalls in women's restrooms
  3. Women's restrooms that have gaps wide enough that any eye contact at all can be made while you are in a very vulnerable position
  4. Cashiers who try to joke with customers- like haha when i hand you my items and you tell me it's going to be 50 dollars more than the price tag says, how the hell am I supposed to know you are joking ? All you'll get from me is an uncomfortable laugh and a lack of eye contact.