1. Post-shark attack Beyonce
  2. Weird Al Capone
  3. Mazda Certified Used Vehicle inspector
  4. The burnt remains of Joan of Arc
  5. A Cricket Wireless enthusiast
  6. Your dad's drunk friend who runs a successful accounting agency
  7. Speling Bee runner up
  8. Business casual Dr. Frank-n-furter
  9. Donald Tramp
  10. The guy who still thinks Jim Morrison is cool
  11. Catwoman