There's so many good ones
  1. Intestinal Fortitude
    Static
    This makes our GI tracts sound so noble
  2. Bahama Trapezoid
    Static
    Obviously the Bermuda Triangle's lesser known mysterious cousin
  3. Sitting Ovation
    Static
    An underwhelming response for an overwhelming performance
  4. Food Coma
    Static
    Relatable
  5. Half Centaur
    Static
    This one makes you think