If I can't choose a li.st bio, I don't know how I plan on choosing a career path
  1. Li.st Bio-dentity Crisis: When you keep changing your li.st bio because you're unsure of what quote/ description is the most representative of your aesthetic
  2. My original bio: My heart is equal parts food and television
    Accurate but boring
  3. Second bio: A li.st a day keeps the dementia away
    Kind of morbid
  4. Current bio: I am not to be truffled with
    Classic Michael Scott
  5. Permanent bio: ?????
    To keep the Michael Scott quote, or not to keep the Michael Scott quote is the question
  6. Indecisiveness: a trait Hamlet and I have in common
    Hopefully it's not my tragic flaw