Requested by B.J. Novak


This was a long process trying to narrow down the best episodes out of 18 seasons to 12 episodes
  1. 1.
    I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
    The boys go ziplining and it becomes one of the worst trips of their lives. Of course, Kenny dies as always.
  2. 2.
    Butters gets a robot friend named awesom-o, who is really Eric Cartman trying to learn all of Butters' secrets
  3. 3.
    Marjorine, I can't believe it's not Butters!
  4. 4.
    Casa Bonita
    The best Mexican restaurant
  5. 5.
    Go God Go and Go God Go XII
    A mix of otters and atheists and the new Wii mixed into a Star Wars double episode
  6. 6.
    The Ungroundable
    Butters becomes a vampire and the Goth Kids burn down Hot Topic (for the greater good, really)
  7. 7.
    Professor Chaos
    Butters becomes a super villain
  8. 8.
    The adults fall into a classic "here's a timeshare" endless presentation while the kids learn how to ski and Stan faces off with a cocky skier
  9. 9.
    The Ring
    Kenny gets a slutty girlfriend who becomes "pure" and into the boring "adult life" of watching Netflix and Grey's Anatomy after learning about the Jonas Brothers' purity rings.
  10. 10.
    Black Friday / A Song of Ass and Fire / Titties and Dragons
    Kenny turns into a Japanese anime princess and the boys turn a Game of Thrones when Black Friday approaches. They eventually divide into two different houses, one where they want to get an Xbox and the other where they want a PS4
  11. 11.
    City Sushi
    Butters is diagnosed with a personality disorder when his parents mistake his pretend playtime for various personalities.
  12. 12.
    Cartman Sucks
    He sucks, literally
  13. 13.
    Scott Tennorman Must Die
    Suggested by   @LevNovak