THINGS I OVERHEARD FROM A TABLE AT A TOFU HOUSE TODAY

A table that was predominantly white people
  1. "What is kimchee? Is it squishy lettuce?"
    No, it's cabbage.
  2. "Is kimchee hard or soft?"
    To which a girl responded, "It can be both. Some is boiled and some is raw". This is completely incorrect.
  3. "Bulgogi sounds like a testicle disease. "
  4. "Isn't tofu just moldy soybeans? Like cheese?"
  5. "Bibimbap sounds like the name of a robot. "