1. Tie my shoes in less than 5 minutes
  2. Go poop and not spend 20 extra minutes on the toilet
  3. Pull out of my driveway without going over the curb
  4. Look up the weather to plan my outfit accordingly
  5. Go to any restaurant and not even debate getting chicken tenders and fries
  6. And lastly, drink milk that doesn't have chocolate syrup in it