Reasons I Downloaded This App

This is clearly attention-seeking behavior.
  1. I've always wanted to be considered an early adopter. This is low risk.
  2. @mindy Kaling may see it and want to be my friend.
  3. @bjnovak may see it and decide that all three of us would probably be good friends.
  4. I want to find out if I'm witty and/or funny in list format.
  5. I work in social media and in theory, this is the kind of shit I should be doing regularly.
  6. The whole @mindy thing is probably worth repeating.
  7. I'm waiting for my shower to heat up and this feels vaguely productive.