Reasons I Downloaded This App
This is clearly attention-seeking behavior.
- •I've always wanted to be considered an early adopter. This is low risk.
- •@mindy Kaling may see it and want to be my friend.
- •@bjnovak may see it and decide that all three of us would probably be good friends.
- •I want to find out if I'm witty and/or funny in list format.
- •I work in social media and in theory, this is the kind of shit I should be doing regularly.
- •The whole @mindy thing is probably worth repeating.
- •I'm waiting for my shower to heat up and this feels vaguely productive.