WORST THINGS TO SAY TO SOMEONE AT WORK

  1. "You look tired!"
  2. "What are you still doing here? You're never here this late."
  3. Ending emails with a period, e.g. "Pls make an effort to do [insert]. Thank you." Might as well take selfie of you giving the finger and attach it.
  4. "Are you eating Brussels sprouts?"
  5. "Are you eating Asian food?"
  6. "So-and-so brought cookies but we *just* finished them."
    Unlikely at Vogue but whatever.
  7. "You hit reply all."
  8. "Looping you in..."
  9. "Looping you out..."