As happy as I am for you, it would be a lie to say I didn't seriously consider all these options....
  1. Kidnap her under false pretenses of a free Hamilton concert with Lin Miranda Manuel
    I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love
  2. Hold a How I Met Your Mother inspires intervention
    We're concerned LA will be bad for your Irish skin
  3. Do some Leslie Knope level plotting to ensure she goes to law school in nyc
  4. Hide in her suitcase and live on her couch
    When all else fails