The many plots to sabotage @meldecandia from moving to LA
As happy as I am for you, it would be a lie to say I didn't seriously consider all these options....
- •Kidnap her under false pretenses of a free Hamilton concert with Lin Miranda ManuelI will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love
- •Hold a How I Met Your Mother inspires interventionWe're concerned LA will be bad for your Irish skin
- •Do some Leslie Knope level plotting to ensure she goes to law school in nyc
- •Hide in her suitcase and live on her couchWhen all else fails