THINGS TO CRAVE HALF DRUNK @7PM ON A MONDAY

Sometimes you crave alcohol so much that you put it in the title instead of including it on the things you crave on a sober Monday night
  1. Milkshakes
  2. Bringing all the boys to the yard
  3. The alcohol in my friend's cup
    because mine is already empty
  4. Seeing Michelle's face waiting for you at the jug
    Because the line is only short on freshman jug night if you're a washed-up sophomore
  5. And then bringing all the boys to that yard
  6. Clean sheets to mess up
    With what ever 10 is in your bed (disclosure it can be you)
  7. Coldplay
  8. Waking up late the next morning already
    6:30am lift is officially no longer a thing
  9. The knowledge of soundcloud
    I'm just not wise enough to understand how to use it