THINGS I'M REALLY GOOD AT (THAT DON'T ACTUALLY MATTER AT ALL)

  1. Archery
  2. Laser tag
  3. Throwing things into the garbage can from across the room
  4. Using a pop-socket
  5. Referencing obscure movie quotes
  6. Knowing all the words to "baby got back"
  7. Hitting the high note in "Seasons of Love"