THINGS I THINK ABOUT WHEN APPLYING MAKEUP
- •Ok. Makeup time. Here we go.
- •What is foundation again? Contouring? Is that a word?
- •What do guys do to cover up their blemishes????
- •When was the last time I bought mascara......
- •Maybe some eyeliner today? Oh nope not sharpened. Never sharpened.
- •Chapstick would never hurt me like you do lipstick. I DESERVE BETTER.
- •Mulan was on to something.