THINGS I THINK ABOUT WHEN APPLYING MAKEUP

  1. 1.
    Ok. Makeup time. Here we go.
  2. 2.
    What is foundation again? Contouring? Is that a word?
  3. 3.
    What do guys do to cover up their blemishes????
  4. 4.
    When was the last time I bought mascara......
  5. 5.
    Maybe some eyeliner today? Oh nope not sharpened. Never sharpened.
  6. 6.
    Chapstick would never hurt me like you do lipstick. I DESERVE BETTER.
  7. 7.
    Mulan was on to something.