1. That moment on the HGTV show when the owners DO NOT like the remodel and start crying- the sad crying. I know I sound like a terrible person for saying this but I find that so funny.
  2. Running late on the weekends, since I have to be on time during the week.
  3. Unfollowing people on social media, so I can still be friends with them but don't have to see any of their posts
  4. People watching and/or eavesdropping in public transit or public spaces.
  5. When people mix metaphors or idioms (e.g. "I'm not going to open that bag of worms.")
  6. Pretending I'm going to accept advice or a reading/watching/listening recommendation, while knowing full well I never intend to do anything with the information.