MY FAVORITE SWEAR WORD ALTERNATIVES

For times you are in the presence of children or your CEO
  1. Mother Pussbucket (thank you, Bill Murray)
  2. Poodle
  3. Jiminey Crickets
  4. Blergh (a part of any self respecting 40-something's arsenal)
  5. Crimemy
  6. Jesus Christo (pronounced Hey Zues Krysto, which is probably a legit swear in another language)