WAYS I CAN LEAVE MY JOB BUT NOT HAVE TO QUIT
These options seeming increasingly viable is usually when I realise I should start working on my resume..
- •Get hit by a carNot so seriously it kills me but you know enough that I get to stay at home on full pay a while
- •Get a new job and simply ghost on my current employerIn this delusion my bosses get SUPER worried and report me missing and spend years wondering what happened to me. This is a time where linkedin doesn't exist
- •Commit arson and burn the building downnobody gets hurt but shuts company down for a while and I get to stay at home on full pay
- •Find a doppelgänger