Parenting Horrors I've Avoided
My kids are 9 and 12; these ships of evil have sailed.
- •Trains (I tried. My kids don't dig vehicles.)
- •Which also means: Thomas.
- •Baby food in squeeze pouches. If that had existed, that would still be a main form of subsistence. And my kids have a combined age of 21.
- •An actual high hair. (We used a clip on thing and mandated kneeling on a bench early to build knee stamina and character.)
- •Swingset in my backyard. I have a firepit instead. Win.