1. Static
  2. "Jolly Green Jizz face"
    Selina
  3. "You're like an early draft of a man where they just sketched out a giant mangled skeleton but they didn't have time to add detail like pigment or self respect. You're Frankenstein's monster if his monster was made entirely of dead dicks."
    Ben
  4. "Pez head"
    Trash man
  5. "Jonad"
    Everyone
  6. "You're the world's biggest single celled organism"
    Ben
  7. "Jack and the giant freak stock"
    Dan
  8. "Jizzy Gallespie"
    The Jonad file
  9. "Jack and the giant jack off"
    The Jonad file
  10. "Gaylien"
    The Jonad file
  11. "Tinkerballs"
    The Jonad file
  12. "J-rock"
    The Jonad file
  13. "One Erection"
    The Jonad file
  14. "The pointless giant"
    The Jonad file
  15. "The 60 foot virgin"
    The Jonad file
  16. "Gympanzee"
    The Jonad file
  17. "Jonah Ono"
    The Jonad file
  18. "Hagrid's nut sack"
    The Jonad file
  19. "Scrotum pole"
    The Jonad file
  20. "Transgender formers"
    The Jonad file
  21. "Benedict cum-in-his-own-hand"
    The Jonad file
  22. "Wadzilla"
    The Jonad file
  23. "10 years a slave to jacking off"
    The Jonad file
  24. "The cloud botherer"
    The Jonad file
  25. "Guy-scraper"
    The Jonad file
  26. "Teenage Mutant Ninja Asshole"
    The Jonad file
  27. "Spewbacca"
    The Jonad file
  28. "Supercalifragilisticexpiali-dick-cheese"
    The Jonad file
  29. Static