REASONS WHY I CAN'T GET OUT OF BED

formal was last night
  1. my feet are going to fall off
  2. the room is spinning
  3. someone made food and now it smells like food and it's making me nauseous
  4. my head is pounding
  5. I'm so thirsty but can't lift my head to drink water
  6. my feet are actually broken. I'm not kidding